Friday, June 10, 2011

Duke Nukem Forever Finally Arrives

Duke Nukem PCMag.Com - Fresh off 15 years of recovering from his last lust-filled, muscle-popping adventure, Duke Nukem is finally back to chomp on cigars, chow down on cheesecake, and challenge ugly aliens to go ahead and make his day.

Duke Nukem Forever hits U.K. shelves Friday at midnight local time and will arrive in the U.S. on June 14. You better believe it's got an M rating. The title is also being released Friday in all non-U.S. territories. 


"June 10 in the UK will forever be celebrated as the day that the legendary Duke Nukem Forever went from video game folklore to Earth shattering reality," Christoph Hartmann, president of publisher Take-Two Interactive subsidiary 2K Games, said in a speech not a little reminiscent of the Duke's own massive self-regard.
Duke Nukem screenshot 

"For 15 years fans have waited in limbo just yearning to hear those two little lovely words strung together, 'Now Available.' Today, the acronym 'DNF' changes its meaning to a 'Day to Never Forget.' I am proud to announce that the wait is finally over and that Duke Nukem Forever is truly Now Available."

So what's in store for Duke Nukem fans? The 2K copy paints a sordid picture of the new and improved "steroidal One-Man army who never fails and always gets the babes":     Read More